blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...