The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...