Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...