Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...