Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...