Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...