National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....