Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...