Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...