Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...