Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.