Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...