French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.