He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....