Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...