Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Travel to Heaven
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If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
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