An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...