A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!