Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...