Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...