Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...