Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...