How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...