If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Answers To Everything
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Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
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Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Sex in a Marriage
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A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...