A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...