Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...