This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
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A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
A mouseketeer!
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Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
A circumcision
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Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....