Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...