Want to go into space?
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Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Defining teenagers
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Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Osama Cave Memo
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The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.