51 DAYS
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.