Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?