Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!