Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...