A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...