Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...