Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...