Little Carrie likes to screw
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An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
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Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Classic Oxymoron
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Dead Blonde In A Closet
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Snow blower
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