A drunk orders himself a beer
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There was life before the computer
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Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...