Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...