Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...