Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!