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There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
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One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
The Masked-quito!
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The world’s smartest man?
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...