Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
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Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...