Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...