Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.