How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...