Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!