Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...