Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...