I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...