Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...