Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...